If I were a time traveler I would...

  1. Travel back in time and steal baby Hitler
  2. Bring him back to the future
  3. Nurse his artistic endeavors.
  4. Squash his megamonical tendencies.
  5. Get him enrolled in a good liberal arts college.
  6. Pay his rent in Brooklyn.
  7. Let him figure stuff out (i.e girls style)