I took an Uber home Friday night.
  1. "I was born dead for three minutes."
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  2. "It's all a system. But I'm smart I'm working my system."
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  3. "I work in marketing. After this I'm going to hand out juice to people."
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  4. "Some people would say 2 is after one but I say what's in between."
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  5. "I am from outter space."
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  6. "Enjoy your picture perfect life."
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  7. 5 stars from me
    What? It's how you make sure lunatic space people don't cut you up.