Things my Uber driver said to me
I took an Uber home Friday night.
- •"I was born dead for three minutes."
- •"It's all a system. But I'm smart I'm working my system."
- •"I work in marketing. After this I'm going to hand out juice to people."
- •"Some people would say 2 is after one but I say what's in between."
- •"I am from outter space."
- •"Enjoy your picture perfect life."
- •5 stars from meWhat? It's how you make sure lunatic space people don't cut you up.