PHOTOS THAT SHOW UP WHEN YOU GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH MY NAME

Jacob Thomas is a pretty common name, and I made the conscious decision to not include any photos of that kid from Lizzie McGuire. That long, national nightmare where I shared a name with the kid from Lizzie McGuire is buried and I'd like to keep it that way.
  1. This guy is a doctor.
    That's cool! That's actually what I wanted to be when I grew up. The library in my elementary school had an oversized medical manual that I used to check out and "read." I'll bet my teacher thought I was super smart. I even used to pretend to like E.R.! What killed my dream of being a doctor, you ask? The suction noise and being terrible at math.
  2. This guy is not actually named Jacob Thomas, but look at him.
    He apparently was an officer for the British East India Company named John Jacob. FUN FACT: he named a city after himself in modern day Pakistan called Jacobabad. Pretty proud of ourselves, aren't we?
  3. This guy is a musician.
    A singer-songwriter that, based on this photo, I will never listen to.