PHOTOS THAT SHOW UP WHEN YOU GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH MY NAME
Jacob Thomas is a pretty common name, and I made the conscious decision to not include any photos of that kid from Lizzie McGuire. That long, national nightmare where I shared a name with the kid from Lizzie McGuire is buried and I'd like to keep it that way.
- •This guy is a doctor.That's cool! That's actually what I wanted to be when I grew up. The library in my elementary school had an oversized medical manual that I used to check out and "read." I'll bet my teacher thought I was super smart. I even used to pretend to like E.R.! What killed my dream of being a doctor, you ask? The suction noise and being terrible at math.
- •This guy is not actually named Jacob Thomas, but look at him.He apparently was an officer for the British East India Company named John Jacob. FUN FACT: he named a city after himself in modern day Pakistan called Jacobabad. Pretty proud of ourselves, aren't we?
- •This guy is a musician.A singer-songwriter that, based on this photo, I will never listen to.