FUN WAYS TO HIDE IMPENDING FLATULENCE
Remember to escape as quickly a possible after doing "the deed".
- •Make your favorite bird call
- •Pound on the table and make a random emphatic statement
- •Make a fart sound with your mouth and declare your dislike for something
- •Whistle a short simple tune
- •Say the pledge of allegiance or a similar oath
- •Look out the window and yell "Oh, no they're here!"
- •Neigh like a horse
- •Keep a deflated whoopie cushion in your back pocket. Do the deed. Pull the cushion out of said pocket. Wave it to and fro and say "You guys..." while lightly chucking.