CAREERS I'D PURSUE IF MONEY WASN'T AN OPTION

I'm sort of a prick. I guess these make sense.
  1. Movie Critic
    For once I wish someone would give these damn movies honest feedback.
  2. Music Critic
    Again, good honest opinions on why you should quit while you're ahead.
  3. Life Critic
    I guess you can say there's a real solid theme to this list. Let me tell you why you suck at life.
  4. Radio Host
    I am a 2nd generation radio personality, but let's face it there's no future in it unless you've got connections. Again I'd be able to share all of my opinions.