- •"Kinda bullshit there's no bar here."
- •"How come we have all these snacks and none of them are whole roasted chickens?"
- •"How in the actual FUCK does it cost thirteen bucks to mail a damn key, UPS?!"
- •"I miss being able to go to multiple buildings in one day. That was a great element of college. It helped me pay attention to shit so much better."
- •"Okay I like this app a lot but the pop-up tips are a little jenky and won't leave me alone."