1. "Kinda bullshit there's no bar here."
  2. "How come we have all these snacks and none of them are whole roasted chickens?"
  3. "How in the actual FUCK does it cost thirteen bucks to mail a damn key, UPS?!"
  4. "I miss being able to go to multiple buildings in one day. That was a great element of college. It helped me pay attention to shit so much better."
  5. "Okay I like this app a lot but the pop-up tips are a little jenky and won't leave me alone."