A girl at the cafe next to my office recently told me, "You always dress so nice." This list is for her.
  1. A blazer I have literally never washed
  2. "Fancy" sweatpants
  3. Several very "lived in" tshirts
  4. Leather pants
  5. A camo jacket
  6. Bare feet after my new shoes caused me pain
  7. Extremely unwashed and uncombed hair
  8. A shirt I wore all weekend, slept in, and then wore again Monday.
  9. Same shirt as above, but under something relatively cleaner, later in the week.
  10. A crop top
  11. A camo sweatshirt
  12. Another crop top
    Okay, the same crop top.
  13. A stranger's shirt
  14. White pants after Labor Day