The Co(o)lest Questionnaire

Inspired by @magic
  1. 1.
    ARE YOU A WINE MOM, VODKA AUNT, OR BEER DAD?
    Beer dad 100%, unexpected bonding and encouraging shoulder touching all very abundant in our interactions together
  2. 2.
    WHAT IS THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION OF YOURSELF DOING?
    Covered in tats, with a pixie cut dyed all different shades of blue-green (in a reality where I care about maintenance and don't care about what my mom thinks). I'd be in a band called Don't Talk To Me
  3. 3.
    WHAT IS THE BEST COMPLIMENT YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED?
    "Ur eyes have this like dominant sexual gaze in them lol" - okcupid message where I apparently asserted myself without ever speaking a word
  4. 4.
    WHAT FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN?
    Just put me in a Junot Díaz book - I don't care what sad, existential heartbreak will befall me.
  5. 5.
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?
    Yes 👽 I also believe they are hot af 👉🏻👌🏻
  6. 6.
    DID YOU DRINK MILK DAILY AS A CHILD?
    No. My Ukrainian parents experienced a lot of culture shock coming here, but the worst for them was watching movies where people eat dinner with a FULL GLASS OF MILK (on top of a steak - hello, indigestion!) So I didn't grow up with it, but it looked like real cool to dip cookies in milk, etc but when I finally tried it I hated my life. It was just water if water were more garbage than it already is!!!! And it's not proven to do anything!! Fuck milk
  7. 7.
    WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NICKNAME FOR YOURSELF?
    My friend affectionately calls me Jublia based on a toe fungus commercial from last year's super bowl and it's really stuck
  8. 8.
    FINALLY, CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?
    Into a clover, yo 🍀👅