Things in Movies That Always Make Me Embarrassingly Tense

  1. Chopping food while engrossed in conversation
    There's a 70% chance this "define the relationship" talk will end in a hospital trip
  2. Driving a car but looking away too often to stare at the passenger seat character
    Are they falling in love, or setting themselves up for a car accident?
  3. Sneaking around the kitchen/house at night
    Midnight snack = some asshole popping up from behind the fridge, even if just to say hi
  4. Peaceful shower scene
    One of the main rules of scriptwriting is every scene should move the conflict forward, so a zen af shower scene means shit's about to go down. Also, Psycho ruined me
  5. Whipping out a gun and saying "ah don't worry, it's not loaded"
    IT'S ALWAYS LOADED AND ALWAYS BLOWS A HOLE THROUGH THE ROOF
  6. Shaving
    💀