ACCEPTABLE WHITE MEN

  1. Bill de Blasio
    Blaz has better taste in women than any of us do combined: Chirlane is the way, the truth, and the light, and I think he believes it firmly. Also you'd never need a ladder again
  2. The remaining Beastie Boys
  3. Danny DeVito
    I love his work.
  4. Art Garfunkel
    More like Garfunkel and Simon The Concert in Central Park amirite ladies
  5. My boyfriend
    (Debatable.)