Thoughts from before, during and after my first Orangetheory Fitness workout

  1. This is gonna be terrible.
  2. Oh, is that the instructor? Daaaamn, he is HELLA good looking
  3. Oh wait. This is bad. I will definitely embarrass myself.
  4. Okay, let's get this over with.
  5. Whoaa, everyone else is running on the treadmill.
  6. I am definitely going to throw up.
  7. Aaand here comes my second wind.
  8. I. AM. AMAZING.
  9. Oh, is it over already?
  10. Just kidding. I'm dead. But it feels good. Like a good dead.
  11. Sweet. Hottie instructor is high fiving me!
  12. I can't even stand to shower. I can sit in the shower, right?
  13. Everything hurts. Every. Thing.
  14. I can probably sleep for the next week.
  15. Can I go back now?