BEST THINGS MY STUDENTS HAVE SAID THIS WEEK EP. 2

  1. "That flier says the cat responds to Nico and that's false. It's a cat - it does not respond to anything."
    Appropriate sass after printing $40 worth of full color "lost cat" fliers.
  2. "Aren't we all competing for love?"
    Re: The Bachelor
  3. "I really wish people would take us serious about our balloon expertise."
    Same.