I JUST DON'T LIKE THESE MOVIES?

I don't have very good reasons.
  1. Shakespeare in Love
    I probably need to rewatch this one. I've only seen it once.
  2. It was the first R-rated movie I ever saw. My parents really liked it, and they gave permission/strongly suggested my sister and I watch it.
  3. I was in middle school. I may have been traumatized by seeing Gwyneth Paltrow's boobs and all the sex scenes.
  4. I just remember being SO MAD that they didn't end up together.
  5. We had just finished our unit on Shakespeare in 7th grade English. We were told that Shakespeare's comedies all end in marriage.
  6. THEN HOW DARE THIS MOVIE CALL ITSELF A COMEDY AND BE ALL ABOUT SHAKESPEARE AND NOT END WITH A WEDDING.
  7. Whew.
    Anyway...
  8. Pretty Woman
    I told my friend I hated this movie after she told me she didn't really like Letters to Juliet (which is kind of a bad movie, but I love it so). It was mostly dumb and reactionary, but I think there is something I don't like here. Is it the prostitute thing? I'm pro sex worker, but Richard Gere creeps me out a bit in this movie.
  9. Pretty in Pink
    Why does she end up with the guy whose lips look like a turtle's and not Duckie? Why did she make that okay dress look ugly? Jon Cryer's lip synching kind of makes up for it.