PEOPLE I HAVE WANTED TO BE

Chronologically
  1. Ariel (or really any mermaid)
  2. Hermione Granger (or just any Hogwarts student)
  3. Lizzie McGuire
  4. Avril Lavigne
  5. Amanda Bynes in 'What A Girl Wants'
  6. A thinner, blonder, A&F-wearing version of me
    Middle school made me hate myself.
  7. Moze from 'Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide'
  8. Elizabeth Bennet
  9. A version of me that is slightly more put-together and can afford her own apartment