SPRINKLE THESE THINGS AROUND YOUR HOUSE TO KEEP ME FROM ENTERING

Inspired by @marymurphy
  1. Coconut water
  2. Scrambled eggs
    😖
  3. Comic sans
    Gross
  4. Covers of songs where people change the gender of the pronouns to keep things explicitly heterosexual
  5. Swiss chard
    Nope
  6. The writings of Charles Bukowski
  7. Reggae
    I just can't
  8. Vanilla scented candles
  9. Glee after the first season
    That shit is toxic tv
  10. People who talk on the Metro in the morning
  11. Boy Scout camp counselors
    Bad personal experience
  12. Dubstep DJs
  13. Vera Bradley bags and wallets