TOP 10 'CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND' SONGS
From the TV show. These are not songs about someone's crazy ex-girlfriend.
- 1.Settle for Me"Sugar jugs, I'm so bereft! Demeaning terms are all that I have left/ of my masculinity/ so settle for me."
- 2.Face Your Fears"Reach for the stars! (literally touch them) Face your fears! (stars aren't that hot)"
- 3.I'm Feeling Kinda Naughty"I wanna kill you and wear your skin as a dress/ but then also have you see me in the dress/ and be like: 'OMG! You look so cute in my skin!'"
- 4.Sex With a Stranger"Hey sexy stranger, come back to my place/ and please don't harvest my kidneys/ Don't give me that incredulous face/ I saw a movie like that on Lifetime"
- 5.What'll It Be"I know this town like the back of my hand/ but I'm not such a fan of the back of my hand/ cause if you look real close/ at those little hairs and veins/ you're like 'hands are sort of gross'/ it's hard to explain"
- 6.Sexy Getting Ready Song"This is some nasty-ass patriarchal bullshit. I gotta go apologize to some bitches."
- 7.I'm A Good Person"Newsflash, douchebags! I'm a good person!"
- 8.I Love My Daughter (But Not In A Creepy Way)"I'm very careful where I tickle my daughter/ never inappropriately"
- 9.West Covina"And also by coincidence this guy Josh just happens to be here...is he here? He's not here."
- 10.I Give Good Parent"I'm DTF, but understand me/ that means I'm dazzling the family"