TOP 10 'CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND' SONGS

From the TV show. These are not songs about someone's crazy ex-girlfriend.
  1. 1.
    Settle for Me
    "Sugar jugs, I'm so bereft! Demeaning terms are all that I have left/ of my masculinity/ so settle for me."
  2. 2.
    Face Your Fears
    "Reach for the stars! (literally touch them) Face your fears! (stars aren't that hot)"
  3. 3.
    I'm Feeling Kinda Naughty
    "I wanna kill you and wear your skin as a dress/ but then also have you see me in the dress/ and be like: 'OMG! You look so cute in my skin!'"
  4. 4.
    Sex With a Stranger
    "Hey sexy stranger, come back to my place/ and please don't harvest my kidneys/ Don't give me that incredulous face/ I saw a movie like that on Lifetime"
  5. 5.
    What'll It Be
    "I know this town like the back of my hand/ but I'm not such a fan of the back of my hand/ cause if you look real close/ at those little hairs and veins/ you're like 'hands are sort of gross'/ it's hard to explain"
  6. 6.
    Sexy Getting Ready Song
    "This is some nasty-ass patriarchal bullshit. I gotta go apologize to some bitches."
  7. 7.
    I'm A Good Person
    "Newsflash, douchebags! I'm a good person!"
  8. 8.
    I Love My Daughter (But Not In A Creepy Way)
    "I'm very careful where I tickle my daughter/ never inappropriately"
  9. 9.
    West Covina
    "And also by coincidence this guy Josh just happens to be here...is he here? He's not here."
  10. 10.
    I Give Good Parent
    "I'm DTF, but understand me/ that means I'm dazzling the family"