Things I've Thought on Airplanes Recently
- •If you can't figure out how to verbally consent to sitting in the exit row are you the person we want manning the emergency exit?
- •How was Still Alice the best movie to show on this plane? Does anyone have some tissues? I can't stop sobbing.
- •Your partner's crotch is not an appropriate resting place for your hand.
- •Why did that man go to the bathroom without his shoes on?!
- •Why is everyone ordering the cheese plate? Should I get the cheese plate?
- •Why is the plane driving so far? Honestly might get there sooner if we just hit the highway.
- •Is anyone else crying at the end of that surfing movie with Gerard Butler? Oh just me? Ok. (Update: the movie was Chasing Mavericks and idk why no one else was emotional.)