Things I've Thought on Airplanes Recently

  1. If you can't figure out how to verbally consent to sitting in the exit row are you the person we want manning the emergency exit?
  2. How was Still Alice the best movie to show on this plane? Does anyone have some tissues? I can't stop sobbing.
  3. Your partner's crotch is not an appropriate resting place for your hand.
  4. Why did that man go to the bathroom without his shoes on?!
  5. Why is everyone ordering the cheese plate? Should I get the cheese plate?
  6. Why is the plane driving so far? Honestly might get there sooner if we just hit the highway.
  7. Is anyone else crying at the end of that surfing movie with Gerard Butler? Oh just me? Ok. (Update: the movie was Chasing Mavericks and idk why no one else was emotional.)