THINGS I NEED TO TAKE IN FOR MAINTENANCE THIS MONTH

There just aren't enough personal days.
  1. 1.
    My car
  2. 2.
    My laptop
  3. 3.
    My ladyparts
  4. 4.
    My cat
  5. 5.
    My right big toe
  6. 6.
    My bangs
  7. 7.
    My feelings