THINGS MY PHONE FILED IN "SELFIES" ALBUM THAT AREN'T ME
- •Many, many photos of my cat. (Arguable tbh)
- •Video of a light shining through a ceiling fan.
- •Photo of a blood splat on my arm where I killed a mosquito.
- •A peach.
- •Photo of a stuffed felt doll my friend made. (Does not resemble me.)
- •One photo of my boyfriend. (Arguable if I feel like making you barf.)
- •Photo of the neon sign at the Dream House, where you are not supposed to take photos.
- •Photo of a kitten, not mine.
- •A few photos of my face, but I'm outnumbered by the cat.