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The following people wronged me in diverse ways and I will get revenge in the new year
  1. My former roommate Adam
    He keeps insisting that the Apartment he tricked me into living in is good. It is not. It smells and I can too often hear one of the 5 other roommates masturbaiting in the middle of the night.
  2. James Cameron
    I had to sit through his awful movie Avatar with a girl who's breath smelled like those yellow poop trees, so basically poop, it smelled like poop.
  3. The Geico Gecko
    Smug af lizard gonna get what's coming to him.
  4. Matthew Frederickson