Random questions

A continual list
  1. Can I teach my fitbit to give me more credit for steps taken in heels?
    At least more calories are burned...
  2. Do bus drivers get offended when people assume they will be the cause of someone's untimely death?
    "Someone should know this, in case I get hit by a bus..."
  3. What must a dog think of of an elevator?
    Walk in, door closes. Door opens, new smells abound it you don't get to check it out. Door closes. Door opens, you get to go home. Why this time and not last time? What are those other places?