Things I am not doing while I am laying on this couch

I am technically at work and should spend these hours being productive. Instead I am laying on the couch in my office, running down my phone battery and thinking of the things I prolly should be doing.
  1. Work for church.
  2. Work for my show.
  3. Work for my work.
  4. Finishing that chapter of my book.
  5. Finishing that crossword I am stuck on.
  6. Finishing that audiobook I started.
  7. Shopping (online, of course) for my cousin's graduation gift.
  8. Publishing some of those li.st drafts I stored in an email.
  9. Researching for our Summer trip to Africa.