Why DC is better than NYC

IMHO, of course, but it's true...
  1. It's less crowded
    And we kinda like it that way...
  2. It's less claustrophobic
    More planned open spaces than just one in the middle
  3. When our sports teams win, America wins.
  4. Our museums are free
  5. Our streets are ceaner
    And most everything else too.
  6. Our people are nicer
    Just because New Yorkers have a reputation of being rude doesn't mean they need to be.
  7. For $1400/month you get more than the size of a closet for an apartment.