DID YOU EAT MY SANDWICH???
- •"No. Seriously, you're just accusing me because I am Ukrainian"
- •"No. What do I look like? A Liberal?"
- •"No and even if I did know who did it, i wouldn't tell. I'm not a snitch"
- •"This sandwich you speak of is a metaphor for something deeper bothering you. Stop being so passive aggressive"
- •"I'm not going to lie to you. I did and it was delicious."