DID YOU EAT MY SANDWICH???

WTF?
  1. "No. Seriously, you're just accusing me because I am Ukrainian"
  2. "No. What do I look like? A Liberal?"
  3. "No and even if I did know who did it, i wouldn't tell. I'm not a snitch"
  4. "This sandwich you speak of is a metaphor for something deeper bothering you. Stop being so passive aggressive"
  5. "I'm not going to lie to you. I did and it was delicious."