NEXT TIME I HEAR ANY OF THESE BUSINESS CLICHES, I MAY KILL SOMEONE

  1. "We are building for greatness"
    Yaaaaawwwwn. Go fuck yourself
  2. "Killing it"
    No you're not.
  3. "We really want to institute best practices and create best of breed [blank]"
    Feel like picture --->
  4. Any dribble about being "client focused"
    So, what were you focused on before?
  5. "We are data driven"
    We've got a few junior clowns with spreadsheets in the back room and if they make reports that are looking colorful and complex enough, maybe you won't notice our business sucks.