Why Apple? Why?
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    πŸ’‰ need my heroin fix?
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    πŸ‘˜come dressed as a geisha?
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    πŸ“Ÿ hit me up on my 1999 sky pager?
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    πŸ“  fax? Really?
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    πŸ’Ύ what is this?
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    πŸ—Ώvisiting Easter island?
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    πŸ“Ό "I gotta return some video tapes" πŸ”ͺ
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    πŸ“― "I'm practicing my French horn"
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    πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ Captured by North Korea or hanging with Dennis Rodman
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    🎱 "Do you have any Coke?"
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    πŸ†— because you couldn't possibly type this