WHAT MITT ROMNEY WILL TALK ABOUT ON 3/3/16
- •The GOP has agreed to acquire Yahoo.
- •Carly Fiorina will supervise the layoff of 3m tea partiers
- •#GOP will acquire Twitter for $50/share
- •Use remaining campaign funds to buy every combination of Powerball tickets
- •He has traded all of the assets of the #GOP for a controlling interest in the NFL Tampa Bay Buccaneers
- •Vladimir Putin has acquired enough #GOP stock to mount a proxy battle and the #GOP is seeking strategic business alternatives
- •#GOP intends to shut down or divest itself of all evangelical operations so it may focus on greed core competency.
- •All campaign operations for each #GOP candidate will be immediately moved to Mexico to save costs.