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  1. I woke up not hungover
    I drank a significant amount but no headache when I woke up!
  2. A stranger told me I have a nice smile
    Despite my jacked up teeth
  3. I saw Hilary Clinton accept the democratic nomination for president
    As I sat alone in my apartment "a woman is going to be president" rang through my head and for the first time it sounded true.
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    By brothers and I all super drunk under an afghan our grandma crocheted
  2. 2.
    This is purposely dirty right? It has to be.
  3. 3.
    Nativity scene at my parents house. Notice Jesus as the satellite dish and Mary and Joseph worshiping the golden calf
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