EVERYBODY ELSE IS DOING IT SO WHY CAN'T I

  1. TMI
    I've never used a Diva Cup. Tampons are my weapon of choice, though I have found pregnancy and nursing an effective crimson tide avoidance tactic (granted, I don't recommend this absent other motives).
  2. Avocado toast
    I like mine at home, with turkey, cheese and top bread. Yes. That's a sandwich.
  3. Husband brag
    Yeah he's a neuroscientist working to link cancer patients with clinical trials: http://bit.ly/1CMDMIb
  4. First kiss story
    Middle school. He was a wrestler named Richie. We kissed while Johnny Dangerously played in the background. He had braces. I felt strange afterwards: a little revolted, a bit excited and mostly anxious. Luckily, kissing got better, but not with Richie.
  5. "Random" photo from phone
    Not random at all. It's my favorite. Seriously, how do you guys "choose" "random" "photos?" And how do I turn these damn "quot""es"" off?"?"
  6. Deeply Personal Admission
    I am scared shitless of having a daughter. I feel like I haven't figured out some important things I would want her to know and I'm worried about her and mad at myself for feeling differently about raising boys versus girls even as I know there would be real differences. Might never have to confront this, anyway.
  7. Last thing I googled
    "Singapore REITs." Cool new band? Trending cocktail? Interesting disease? Nope, just stocks.