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    It's been like 45min since my last meal. Wtf breh
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    Why must you insist on sleeping in bed with me
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    But your balled up socks are so tasty!
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    It really upsets me when you force me to sit down in the back seat. AND WTF TAKE THE CHILD LOCK OFF THE WINDOWS BACK HERE PLZ!!!
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    It's 7am on a Saturday and you're still in bed SO IM GONNA BREATHE HEAVILY ON YOUR FACE FOR A LITTLE BIT
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    Omg are you gonna finish your sandwich? PS I love you
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    Um you just drove past the park?! If we are going to the vet... I swear to god...
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    πŸ˜’... The second this bath is over I'm gonna roll around like a lunatic because FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAAHHA
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    Lolz I can do anything cuz I'm cute cute cute πŸ™ˆπŸΆπŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬
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    I have successfully learned all of the secret code words you use for "cookie". TREAT SNACK FOOD LUNCH NUMMIE NUMMIES IM LIKE A FUCKIN THESAURUS LOL OMNOMNOM
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    The only thing protecting you from a handful of shit is a thin layer of plastic πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©
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    I luv you so much you're my favorite