REASONS I LOVE CHUBBY PUPPIES

  1. They have difficulty rolling over
  2. I don't mind when they fart because they're so little
  3. I let them nibble my toes
  4. If I spill food, they'll eat it up
  5. Random people on the street will come up to me speaking a weird baby dialect
  6. They have fun names like Mugsy and Bobo
  7. Chubby puppy breath is the best
  8. Cute lil kisses
  9. If I lie down in a cluster of them, they will jump on my face
  10. Because