THINGS THAT MAKE ME GO "HMMMMM..."
Props to a dear friend who helped me craft this list. He is my muse, my flame
- •If I'm waiting for a waiter, do I become the waiter?
- •If I illegally download a movie in Jamaica, am I a pirate of the Caribbean?
- •A red headed man working at a bakery would make him a ginger bread man...?
- •If we discover a UFO that crash landed, would it just become an O?
- •Tomatoes are fruit. Thus, ketchup is a jam...?
- •If root beer is poured in a square glass, is it just beer?
- •If two vegans are arguing, do they have beef?
- •Apple will soon be making an iCar. But will it have windows?
- •When Jay Z proposed to Beyoncé, did she become his Feyoncé?
- •If two wrongs don't make a right, do two Wrights still make an airplane?