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For every parent who has ever traced an unknown mess to its terrifying source.
- 1.Because he is pretending to be Winnie the Pooh with a real jar of honey.
- 2.Because he has been saving half-eaten lollipops under his pillow ever since Halloween.
- 3.Because he has used four rolls of masking tape to turn himself into a mummy.