For every parent who has ever traced an unknown mess to its terrifying source.
  1. 1.
    Because he is pretending to be Winnie the Pooh with a real jar of honey.
  2. 2.
    Because he has been saving half-eaten lollipops under his pillow ever since Halloween.
  3. 3.
    Because he has used four rolls of masking tape to turn himself into a mummy.
  4. 4.
    Because he was trying to glue himself to the dog.
  5. 5.
    Because he believes sap is the magical secret ingredient to help you climb trees.
  6. 6.
    Because he thought taking a bath in orange juice would make him look like the Lorax.
  7. 7.
    Because he hid half a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in his car seat two days ago.
  8. 8.
    Because glitter glue makes your hair sparkle like a fairy.
  9. 9.
    Because he heard someone say mud baths are good for your skin.
  10. 10.
    Because he and his brother were recreating scenes from Star Wars using popsicles as light sabers.