10 REASONS MY TODDLER IS STICKY
For every parent who has ever traced an unknown mess to its terrifying source.
- 1.Because he is pretending to be Winnie the Pooh with a real jar of honey.
- 2.Because he has been saving half-eaten lollipops under his pillow ever since Halloween.
- 3.Because he has used four rolls of masking tape to turn himself into a mummy.
- 4.Because he was trying to glue himself to the dog.
- 5.Because he believes sap is the magical secret ingredient to help you climb trees.
- 6.Because he thought taking a bath in orange juice would make him look like the Lorax.
- 7.Because he hid half a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in his car seat two days ago.
- 8.Because glitter glue makes your hair sparkle like a fairy.
- 9.Because he heard someone say mud baths are good for your skin.
- 10.Because he and his brother were recreating scenes from Star Wars using popsicles as light sabers.