MY ADULTHOOD GOALS FOR THIS WEEK

  1. Brush my teeth twice a day
    I always fall asleep at night before doing it
  2. Pay my housing/food bill
    I am not responsible
  3. Sleep enough while also writing two essays
    This has not been a fun academic time let me tell you
  4. Talk about my feelings
    There is a boy...and sometimes we sleep in the same bed?? What does this mean?? Must talk to him
  5. Go to therapy
    Trying to help my anxiety life is hard and I get anxious
  6. Get drunk
    I know there are more constructive ways to destress...everyone tells me I should mediate well fuck that