ALTERNATIVES TO TRANSMISOGYNISTIC "[YOU] ONCE WERE A MAN" LYRIC IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS

A song about how "as long as I didn't meet you in Hebrew school, you could be all these fucked up things and that would be okay," including such gems as "If you once were in jail, or you once were a man"
  1. Only eat clams
  2. Use comic sans
  3. Sell raisin bran
  4. Have a pet lamb
  5. Were a Trump fan
  6. Have a spray tan
  7. Hoard garbage cans
  8. ['ve] got a third hand