You're hot. You're dressed like an orc. I have some questions.
  1. WHY?
  2. HOW IS THAT HOT?
  3. WHO EVEN ARE YOU?
  4. IS THAT A REAL SWORD?
  5. COULD IT BE HOTTER IF YOU WEREN'T DRESSED LIKE A CHARACTER FROM A VIDEO GAME?
  6. WHOSE FANTASY IS THIS???