6 QUESTIONS FOR COS PLAY HOTTIES

You're hot. You're dressed like an orc. I have some questions.
  1. 1.
    WHY?
  2. 2.
    HOW IS THAT HOT?
  3. 3.
    WHO EVEN ARE YOU?
  4. 4.
    IS THAT A REAL SWORD?
  5. 5.
    COULD IT BE HOTTER IF YOU WEREN'T DRESSED LIKE A CHARACTER FROM A VIDEO GAME?
  6. 6.
    WHOSE FANTASY IS THIS???