TOP TEN THINGS I WAS PROBABLY DOING RIGHT BEFORE YOU CAME OVER

Do I seem flustered?
  1. 1.
    Looking up herb salads on YouTube
  2. 2.
    Drafting a text to cancel our plans
  3. 3.
    Trying to figure out who young metro is
  4. 4.
    Watching 'Cradle 2 the Grave' on TNT
  5. 5.
    Deleting old tweets
  6. 6.
    Definitely not masturbating
  7. 7.
    Creating my 8th Skyrim character (high elf, alchemy build)
  8. 8.
    Poopin!
  9. 9.
    Perfecting my killer Shaggy impersonation (the rapper not the cartoon)
  10. 10.
    Forgetting to put on pants