Clinton vs. Trump - Who's More Draco-Reptilian?
Everyone knows that the human race is closely overseen by a race of reptiloid aliens from the planet Draco. And every 4 years, we choose from a slate of their representatives to pick the one ruler who will lead us on the path to total servitude to their galactic empire. So which of our presidential candidates best represents our true alien masters?
- 1.Reptilian BrainObviously, the most distinctive trait of the reptilians is their brain function. The reptilian brain has a more developed fight or flight response, meant to process fear quickly. This is no contest. Hillary Clinton's logic center is too well developed for proper growth in her lizard cortex. Trump takes this one.
- 2.HeightReptilians are significantly taller than the general population. Hillary Clinton stands at 5 foot 6 inches tall compared to the average for US women of 5 foot 3.75 inches. Donald Trump is 6 foot 2 inches compared to an average of 5 foot 9 inches. Again, Trump takes it!
- 3.Low Body TemperatureMost human beings maintain a body temperature around 98.6 degrees. But reptilians function at must colder temperatures. As a result, they often feel cold, covering themselves in blankets and big clothes. Clinton takes this one handily with an average body temperature of 76 degrees.
- 4.Lizard-like Facial FeaturesIt's impossible to disguise ALL visual traits of the reptiloid race, no matter how advanced the technology gets. Some things that are give-always are slit-like eyes, a protruding mouth, and prominent tongue. Yet again, Donald Trump takes it!