COOLEST THING ABOUT EACH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
The New Hampshire primary is fast approaching! Time to get to know some of your candidates just a little better before the herd gets mercifully culled!
- •Jeb BushHalf-zip pullover game on point.
- •Ben CarsonLied about winning an honesty prize which is a bold fucking gambit.
- •Chris ChristieHugged President Obama.
- •Hillary ClintonWill appear in an episode of Broad City.
- •Ted CruzUh... Isn't in ISIS I guess?
- •Carly FiorinaDropped out of law school, preventing the existence of another lawyer.
- •John KasichHis official congressional portrait is pretty fresh.
- •Marco RubioHas been arrested.
- •Bernie SandersSmoked grass with Dylan in '64. Probably.
- •Donald TrumpWas in Home Alone 2.