Tonight, the three Democratic presidential candidates had their fourth debate tonight in Charleston, SC. Let's see how much they stuck to the truth.
  1. Hillary Clinton
    "I have read Infinite Jest three times." She has ATTEMPTED to read David Foster Wallace's 1996 epic novel three times, but keeps getting caught up on footnote #110.
  2. Martin O'Malley
    "I am not running to be Hillary Clinton's Vice President." He is.
  3. Bernie Sanders
    "I once singlehandedly fought off ten Ninjas with blackbelts in karate who attacked a working class orphan." Ninjas do not train in karate, but a set of martial arts collectively known as ninjutsu. Additionally, to the best of our research, those ninjas had only attained the rank of green belt. Also the orphan was upper-middle class.