FACT CHECKING THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE
Tonight, the three Democratic presidential candidates had their fourth debate tonight in Charleston, SC. Let's see how much they stuck to the truth.
- •Hillary Clinton"I have read Infinite Jest three times." She has ATTEMPTED to read David Foster Wallace's 1996 epic novel three times, but keeps getting caught up on footnote #110.
- •Martin O'Malley"I am not running to be Hillary Clinton's Vice President." He is.
- •Bernie Sanders"I once singlehandedly fought off ten Ninjas with blackbelts in karate who attacked a working class orphan." Ninjas do not train in karate, but a set of martial arts collectively known as ninjutsu. Additionally, to the best of our research, those ninjas had only attained the rank of green belt. Also the orphan was upper-middle class.