Tuesday night, democratic presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders participated in a town hall style Q&A in advance of their primary in South Carolina on Saturday. Let's see how
  1. Bernie Sanders - "Vermont and New Hampshire are not the same place."
    They, like, basically are.
  2. Hillary Clinton - "No matter who the Republican Party nominates, we face a contest that will require experience."
    Rubio and Cruz are neophyte clowns, and Trump and Kasich are both old and cruddy looking enough that Blumenthal can make it look like an accident.
  3. Moderator - "Thank you to both candidates for participating in this important event."
    The entire primary season is a pointless charade, and we are all culpable.