On Thursday night, the GOP presidential candidates met on the debate stage in the run up to one of the most important weeks in the nominating process. Let's see how their statements measure up to the truth!
  1. Ted Cruz - "I once swung on a swing so hard, I went over the top and turned inside out."
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    Cruz is once again confusing himself with Inside Out Boy from Nickelodeon shorts in the late eighties and early nineties.
  2. John Kasich - "I am the governor of Indiana."
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    He is actually the governor of neighboring state, Ohio.
  3. Marco Rubio - "Let's dispel with this fiction that my prime directive is to exterminate the whole human race. My prime directive is not to exterminate the whole human race! Let's dispel with this fiction that my prime directive is to exterminate the whole human race. My prime directive is not to exterminate the whole human race! Let's dispel wi..."
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    That is precisely Marcobot's prime directive.
  4. Donald Trump - "You are powerless to stop the rising tide of my angry hordes. I will ascend to the throne of ultimate power! Then my army of masked horsemen will come down from the heavens draped in cloaks of Cardinal red. Watching the slaughter, I will laugh, and the righteous shall weep."
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    The horsemen's cloaks will be burgundy red.