Fact-Checking the Vice Presidential Debate

On Tuesday night, Vice Presidential candidates, Mike Pence and Tim Kaine, met on the debate stage at Longwood University in Farmville, VA. Let's see how their statements measured up to the truth!
  1. Tim Kaine - "It's great to be in my home state of Virginia!"
    While Tim Kaine's human form crossed to this world in Virginia, like most members of America's political class, he was actually born in the Draco constellation.
  2. Mike Pence - "A hotdog is not a sandwich."
    Motherfucker.
  3. Tim Kaine - "The best dinosaur is definitely the Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    The best dinosaur is the Pachycephalosaurus. This pretender better watch it with this shit.
  4. Mike Pence - "I got my shins blowed off by a Japan-Man's machine gun!"
    Pence is confusing himself with Hank Hill's dad Cotton from the television program King of the Hill.