Facts about Guy Fieri

Tonight, America celebrates an important milestone. After almost ten years, Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives will air it's 300th episode! To celebrate, we dug deep to bring you some of the most interesting Guy Fieri facts!
  1. 1.
    His Father was a Troll Doll
    Scientists have long been perplexed, but DNA evidence shows that Fieri is at least fifty percent troll doll!
  2. 2.
    His Restaurant, Johnny Garlic's, Played Host to the Lincoln Assassination Conspirators
    John Wilkes Booth hosted early planning meetings at Johnny Garlic's in Santa Rosa, CA. Guy Fieri cleverly avoided prosecution by not having been born yet.
  3. 3.
    Fieri has Never Tasted Garlic
    Despite his career as a chef and person who eats, Guy has never tasted garlic. Some have posited that this is evidence that he is a vampire. That is correct.
  4. 4.
    He is also Sammy Hagar
    He can not drive 55!
  5. 5.
    He will Consume our Souls and Ascend to his Rightful Seat Upon the Throne of Skulls
    It has been foretold, and so it shall inevitably come to be.