Facts about Guy Fieri
Tonight, America celebrates an important milestone. After almost ten years, Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives will air it's 300th episode! To celebrate, we dug deep to bring you some of the most interesting Guy Fieri facts!
- 1.His Father was a Troll DollScientists have long been perplexed, but DNA evidence shows that Fieri is at least fifty percent troll doll!
- 2.His Restaurant, Johnny Garlic's, Played Host to the Lincoln Assassination ConspiratorsJohn Wilkes Booth hosted early planning meetings at Johnny Garlic's in Santa Rosa, CA. Guy Fieri cleverly avoided prosecution by not having been born yet.
- 3.Fieri has Never Tasted GarlicDespite his career as a chef and person who eats, Guy has never tasted garlic. Some have posited that this is evidence that he is a vampire. That is correct.
- 4.He is also Sammy HagarHe can not drive 55!
- 5.He will Consume our Souls and Ascend to his Rightful Seat Upon the Throne of SkullsIt has been foretold, and so it shall inevitably come to be.