HOW TO MAKE WINE
Hey guys! As I have recently become a wine expert (http://youtu.be/nvvCcC2OOvY), I've decided to give you guys some more tips about wine! Today I'm going to teach you how to make some!
- •Pick some grapes!Wine is made from grapes. Be sure to pick good ones because good grapes make good wine! I think!
- •Cook 'em real nice!Just boil them right up good!
- •REAL NICE!Use a wood spoon because that looks old school and wine is nothing if not old school!
- •Turn it into jelly!Don't buy jelly, turn those grapes that you cooked up real nice INTO jelly and put it in a Smuckers jar so people don't get wise to your wine plans.
- •Smash the jelly on the floor!This is an important step! I think!
- •Scoop the jelly into a bowl!Pick as much of the glass out as you can. It can hurt your mouth!
- •Crush up some grape Warheads!Give your wine mush some sour kick!
- •Pour vodka all over it!I'm pretty sure this where the alcohol content comes from!
- •Bottle it up!You can drink the wine out of the bowl, but bottle it up to be classy!
- •Get drunk and meet Tom Hanks!He was great in Big, wasn't he? Did you know Penny Marshall directed that film?