HOW WILL MITT ROMNEY'S SPEECH STOP TRUMP?
Thursday morning, former presidential candidate Mitthew Romney made a speech calling on republicans to rally around a candidate other than GOP front runner, Donald Trump, calling the billionaire a "fraud." Let's look at the possible outcomes.
- •The three remaining candidates decide amongst themselves which of them is the best candidate. To save face, the other two are murdered.
- •Through intense negotiations, the three remaining campaigns conspire to campaign in such a way that no candidate wins a majority of delegates, leading to a brokered convention where they exhume Reagan's corpse, reanimate it, and nominate the ungodly monster.
- •The republican electorate, rattled awake by this sober assessment of their electoral situation, collectively comes to its senses and votes for Hillary Clinton.
- •Donald Trump makes a speech where he calls Mitt Romney a loser so hard, his brain explodes.