Marco Rubio's Five Stages of Endorsing Trump

Marco Rubio has vowed to "help Trump defeat Clinton." Let's look back at the stages of the Endorsement.
  1. 1.
    "I can still win this thing."
  2. 2.
    "I'm not going to endorse that man who called me little!"
  3. 3.
    "Listen, Kasich, Cruz, my buddies, if we all just share the wealth a little, I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement about me being president."
  4. 4.
    [googles "how to tie noose"]
  5. 5.
    "Well if it's Trump or Hillary..."
  6. 6.
    BONUS STAGE - When it's inevitably Hillary
    [googles "how to make it look like autoerotic asphyxiation"]