Marco Rubio's Five Stages of Endorsing Trump
Marco Rubio has vowed to "help Trump defeat Clinton." Let's look back at the stages of the Endorsement.
- 1.Denial"I can still win this thing."
- 2.Anger"I'm not going to endorse that man who called me little!"
- 3.Bargaining"Listen, Kasich, Cruz, my buddies, if we all just share the wealth a little, I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement about me being president."
- 4.Depression[googles "how to tie noose"]
- 5.Acceptance"Well if it's Trump or Hillary..."
- 6.BONUS STAGE - When it's inevitably Hillary[googles "how to make it look like autoerotic asphyxiation"]