NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGANS FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

As we get closer to the general election, the presidential candidates are really ramping up their campaigning games. We have gotten a sneak peak at each candidate's new campaign slogans and are delighted to share them with you!
  1. Hillary Clinton
    "Do you love gay marriage *AND* endless war?"
  2. Ted Cruz
    "Check your rulebook. Ain't no rule that says a swamp-monster can't be president!"
  3. John Kasich
    "Jesus Christ, the republican electorate, be REASONABLE!"
  4. Bernie Sanders
    "Get off my lawn."
  5. Donald Trump
    "Hahahaha. Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"