OTHER MYSTERIES THEY SHOULD INVESTIGATE ON SERIAL

Please pass this on to my bitch ex-wife, my bitch ex-mother-in-law, my brat kids, and my wife's hot new boy toy!
  1. Where my bitch ex-wife runs off to with all my goddamn money!
  2. Where my bitch ex-mother-in-law gets the fucking BALLS to tell me how to raise MY goddamn kids!
  3. Where my brat kids get off running to my bitch ex-mother-in-law every time I have a cold hoss and unwind!
  4. What kind of lithe, athletic meathead she's got for her hot new boy toy! Who's she fucking now?!
  5. Benghazi.